Me: if you were any other way, such as a non-argumentative not an asshole person, I would swear you were abducted by aliens and switched for someone else.
Tyler: aliens? I was hoping I'd go out by zombie uprising.... Much more exciting.
Me: I can see you in an epic battle against the zombies in a fight for the human race :) but you're not allowed to die.
Tyler: and that's your decision?
Me: well no.... But who would I talk to at four in the morning when I can't sleep huh?
Tyler: that is a problem. I guess you would be at a loss without me then wouldn't you?
Me: sadly yes
